This is Doctor Eddison, the perfectly delightful teddy bear whom asked me to the senior prom. I don't know exactly what happened to make this tragedy occur, but Eddie committed suicide between the hours of 7:15 and 8:30 P.M. on the evening of the sixteenth of February in the fine year of 2011 (yep only one more year for the rest of us, 2012 is just around the corner). All that I have left is this note:
"Dear Katie
By the time you read this I will have already killed myself. I'm sorry to put you through this kind of pain, but it's better this way. All my life I have carried the burden of [the note becomes blurred at this point from the tears] that made me realize that I had no real purpose in this life. I hope you will find peace in the fact that I am in a happier place now.
With all my love,
Eddison the Bear"
It is evident that something had been weighing heavy on the mind of Eddie, I wish I knew how I could have stopped this from occurring. Eddie, I know it is to late, but you will be missed.
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Now for the true story!
Tanner hated Doctor Edison, who was kind enough to help ask me to prom. One night I was out of the house and Tanner was all alone with Eddie, he had the audacity to brutally murder Eddie while I was gone!!! When I came home there was from my bedroom ceiling was swinging my darling Edison! Naturally I screamed, and ran to let him down. There it is the truth, Tanner Cutler (the so called "Voice of Reason" I think not!) snuffed out the life of a perfectly wonderful bear.
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